Title: Untitled
Fandom: Star Wars
Character: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 25. Teammates
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Obi-Wan is captured, Anakin finds help from an unlikely source – and makes some surprising discoveries.
Author's notes: Originally written for izzardwizzard for this year's jedi__santa.


( teammates )

So...yeah. As always, I apologize for the long absence. All I have to offer is that things have been seriously fucked up since August. (Also, a couple of distracting video games came out. But mostly the fucked up part...and by things, I pretty much mean me.)

However! I'm tackling fanfic100 as my NaNoWriMo project again this year, so hopefully, the fic offerings will increase exponentially this month. (Unless, of course, I get stuck on a fic like I did last year. *kicks the "outsides" fic, which is still residing on her hard drive, even despite a crash, a computer switch, and a hard drive replacement*)

Title: Family
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 24. Family
Rating: G.
Word Count: 1021.
Summary: Anakin is lonely; Obi-Wan tries his best to comfort him.
Author's Note: I hate to sound like a Mary Sue author, but I do suck at summaries. Also, I think this takes place fairly shortly after TPM.

( family )

Title: Untitled
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 98. writer's choice
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 100.
Summary: Obi-Wan discovers a new use for the Holonet.
Author's Note: Originally written for the "random song" challenge at tpm100.

Obi-Wan saw Anakin's datapad on the sofa and sighed, picking it up. His Padawan had a tendency to leave his belongings everywhere in their quarters, a habit Obi-Wan despised. He glanced at the screen, realizing that he had jarred it out of hibernation mode, and was greeted by a Holonet site promising rather...salacious vids of assorted Jedi.

Anakin came up behind him suddenly, pressing up against him; Obi-Wan could feel his rather prominent erection, and he realized just where Anakin had gone to a few moments earlier.

"The Holonet is for porn, Master," Anakin said in a low, husky voice.

Title: Lust
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 97. writer's choice
Rating: PG-15 or thereabouts. Not quite PG-13, not quite R.
Word Count: 226
Summary: For Obi-Wan, the forbidden fruit is the sweetest.
Author's Note: Originally written for challenge #5 (Seven Deadly Sins) at swficchallenge.

( lust )

I ate'nt dead!

(If you get the reference, you win.)

Title: The Luckiest Banana
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Obi, Barriss, Ani)
Prompt: 48. diamond.
Word Count: 714
Rating: R.
Summary: Barriss needs advice - and who better to ask than Obi-Wan?
Author's Note: Also posted at swficchallenge for challenge #4, "Embarrassing Moments". Certain concepts are blatantly stolen from omg_lightsaber, my wonderful cracky RP (where I incidentally play both Obi-Wan and Barriss, as well as a multitude of other characters). This is the closest to het you will ever see me write. (I was going to make it a threesome, but my Obi-muse rebelled and threw a hissy fit.)

( yay, fic! )

This is my usual post reminding people that I'm not dead (no, really!). I realize that it's been nearly two months since I posted anything, but I am working on fics - it's just that none of them want to come to a conclusion. (Also, I've been busy with work and reading books - as it turns out, you tend to check out a lot of stuff when you work in a library.) I'm kind of hoping that I haven't lost my claim at fanfic100 - I may churn out a quick drabble just to make sure I haven't.

Anyway, my next fic up (as soon as I can coerce the two of them into bed together) is a lovely bit of Qui/Mace. I promise it'll be soon - it's for elledwen's birthday, which was actually a week ago. And this is how I fail at getting things done in a timely fashion.

So I'm pretty much asking everybody to not give up on me, because there's still more coming - I've got over fifty more fics, after all. Thanks for being patient with me - and if you have any fic requests, feel free to post them, and I'll see what I can do.

Except for you, Wendy. I know what you want to see. :P

Title: Strangers.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Prompt: 25. Strangers.
Word Count: 200.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Obi-Wan confronts Anakin on Mustafar. (Let's see how many fics I can write about this. *eyeroll*)
Author's Notes: Tralala fic! Hopefully, I can start being productive, since I've finally escaped school. Silly school. I've got two fics in progress that should be nice, but they're being awfully difficult (one's been difficult since November), and I'm still searching for inspiration for some Quin hand!porn. Heh.

( insert interesting text here )

Title: Apprentice.
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 22. Enemies.
Word Count: 303.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Vader is dead; Obi-Wan is captured and taken back to his Master.
Author's Note: Weird RotS-ish AU. I have no idea, I'm just procrastinating on finals-related things. The Quin handpr0n is coming, I promise, it's just that my Quin muse is being difficult. Yes, Wendy, you can imagine that they have mad hatesex. :P

( yay for AUs )

Title: Sixth Sense
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Qui/Obi)
Prompt: 35. Sixth Sense.
Word Count: 572.
Rating: R.
Summary: Anakin walks in on a strange situation.
Author's Note: The only excuse I have for this fic is that my brain is on crack today. I blame it on the utter lack of food in my dorm room. Also, this is some sort of AU. And straight-ish!teenage!Anakin (first seen in "My Padawan Has Two Masters") amuses me. Inspired by this picture by sevthebat and a discussion with elledwen.

( I see dead Jedi! )